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Dodger Thoughts: Where no one thinks about the Dodgers

Passing by a billboard for the upcoming movie “Safe House” Monday on Westwood Boulevard, my wife and I were having some fun with the slogan, which is just a little too obvious in its twistiness. We kept on thinking of different examples as we drove along …

THERE ARE NO VITAMINS
Vitamin Shoppe

NO UNDERGROUND TRAINS HERE
Subway

THESE CHICKENS DON’T COME HOME TO ROOST
California Chicken Cafe

It’s as if Linda Richman had taken over the studio marketing campaign. Discuss

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36 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    Safe House
    There are no safes here

  2. Anonymous

    Everything is OK
    Panic Room

  3. Anonymous

    Hello Jon, I think I like this.

  4. By the way, I assume this goes without saying but in case it doesn’t, every Dodger Thoughts thread is an open chat thread.

  5. Anonymous

    This also reminds me of my favorite all-time restaurant sign.

    Soup of the Day
    No Soup

  6. Anonymous

    It reminds me of the Monty Python sketch in the cheese shop that doesn’t have any cheese.

  7. The Legend Ends.
    The Dark Knight Rises.

  8. Justin Timberlake to play younger baseball scout to Clint Eastwood’s older scout in ‘Trouble With the Curve’

    Amy Adams co-stars.

    bit.ly/yzVrf8

    • Anonymous

      “Trouble with the Curve,” as a title, telegraphs the Timberlake-Adams romance nicely.

      • Or does it mean maybe Justin’s not a straight shooter, Peyronie’s-wise?

        • Anonymous

          Depending on how much trouble that curve is, he might literally be bringing sexy back.

      • Anonymous

        Telegraphing a curve usually winds up as a hit.

    • “Trouble with the Curve”
      “No curves will be thrown”

  9. Phil Gurnee

    Dodger Baseball
    Juan Uribe

  10. Eric Stephen

    Chicken Parts On Sale
    WHOLE FOODS

  11. This was not a billboard, but was an actual sign at P.O.P:

    `This Way to the Big Egress’.

  12. Utah
    JAZZ

    vs.

    Los Angeles
    LAKERS

  13. I am the Michael formerly known as miketink and I don’t know how to change my posting name.

    • Looks like you logged in via Yahoo, so I’m guessing you would change it wherever you edit your Yahoo profile.  Alternatively, you can create a disqus account, and edit your profile on disqus.com.

    • Anonymous

      Mine was taken and I didn’t like the ESPN name I was forced to take.

  14. Anonymous

    OK

  15. Anonymous

    Long live Dodger Thoughts! I still wear my t-shirt with pride (usually while mowing my lawn).

  16. Anonymous

    Question. How do new comments load here? Do you need to refresh or does it do it automatically?I’m liking the interface so far. 

    • You need to manually refresh it yourself.  Disqus does have an auto-refresh feature, but it’s only for premium customers who pay $300/month.  I don’t think that’s happening.

  17. Anonymous

    If I dared risk a rule 5 violation, I’d could come up with lots of these.

  18. Is everyone getting all fired up and excited to see Madonna perform at the Super Bowl??

  19. New post up top.

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